Something special for the holidays

Tänkte citera en film, precis som min kompanjon tidigare har gjort.

Bad Santa

Markus: What do you mean get him out of here?
Black Guy: Take him to the car.
M: In case you havn't notice, I'm a motherfucking dwarf. So unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand.
BG: Oh, special treatment because your handicaped.
M: Special treatment? I'm three foot fucking tall you asshole! It's a matter of physics! Draw me a sketch how to get him to the car.
BG: Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
M: Sketch it up you fucking moron! Fucking Leonardo Da Vinci!
BG: What did you call me?
M: I called you a fucking homo from the 15th fucking century you dickhead!
BG: I can stick you in my ass small-frie.
M: Oh yeah? You sure it ain't to sore from last night?
BG: You got some lips on you midget.
M: Well this lips where on your wifes pussy last night. Why don't you dust that thing of once in a while? Asshole!

Från oss alla till er alla, önskar vi en riktigt god jul!